A Georgia man recently endured the longest 70 minutes of his life when he fell into a toilet pit:
The Dalton Daily Citizen reported Tuesday that the unidentified man was standing atop a toilet on the south side of Carters Lake Saturday and fell through an opening into a pit where human waste is left to decompose.
Pop culture is littered with similar shenanigans, such as when Jackass’s Stevo-0 launched himself from a slingslot while sitting in a porta potty.