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Joe the Plumber for Hire

Joe the Plumber's plumbing business is back open for business, he reports.

By Washington Free Beacon Staff·
Joe the Plumber for Hire

Joe the Plumber's plumbing business is back open for business, he reports.

Contra people who crack wise about his trade, Joe Wurzelbacher writes in a post on his site,  "I enjoy working – it gives me and most of us that do this kind of work a sense of accomplishment most white collar workers don’t feel often."

In response, he has posted the following rates:

In any event, I live in Ohio, but I will gladly come to your home, where ever that may be and solve your plumbing problem. Think I’m kidding? I am not. Here’s my rates:

  • For those of you who share my values and would like me to come to your home make a repair and shoot the shit with you and your friends it’s a thousand a day plus travel.
  • For those of you who want to feel superior, you can work me like a dog but you will be paying me like a rock star. Five Thousand a day plus travel.*

*10% of what I make will be donated to our national debt.