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Bernie Sanders Flaunts Suspiciously Smooth Forehead at Democratic Debate

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) was looking a little too spry on the stage in Atlanta in the opinion of some medically curious observers.

By Andrew Stiles·
Bernie Sanders Flaunts Suspiciously Smooth Forehead at Democratic Debate

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), who made his second appearance in a Democratic primary debate since suffering a heart attack on Oct. 1, was looking spry as ever on the stage in Atlanta—a little too spry, in the opinion of some medically curious observers.

The curmudgeonly 78-year-old socialist, who has yet to explain whether cosmetic procedures such as Botox injections would be covered under his ambitious Medicare for All proposal, was unusually wrinkle-free in the forehead area on Wednesday night.

In the photo above, from Wednesday's debate, Sanders is significantly smoother when compared to the following photo, taken during a campaign event on October 24:

The evidence speaks for itself. However, the Washington Free Beacon will continue to investigate. In any event, Sanders has a long way to go if he wants to catch fellow primary candidate Joe Biden for the title of most curious brow.