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Five Hillary Clinton Gestures That Will Redeem Your Faith In Humanity

There's a reason Hillary Clinton is known in some quarters as "America's grandmother." That charming, carefree laugh. That calm, attentive nod. She carries herself with a grace that defies the harsh reality of the human condition. Her smile is like a dollop of warm love melted over golden buns. Her voice is the pure harmonic bong of freedom's bell. Her jingle-jangle spirit jolts the spine and soothes the cynic's soul. Here are five defining Hillary Clinton gestures that will fill your heart with joy.

Five Hillary Clinton Gestures That Will Redeem Your Faith In Humanity

There's a reason Hillary Clinton is known in some quarters as "America's grandmother." That charming, carefree laugh. That calm, attentive nod. She carries herself with a grace that defies the harsh reality of the human condition. Her smile is like a dollop of warm love melted over golden buns. Her voice is the pure harmonic bong of freedom's bell. Her jingle-jangle spirit jolts the spine and soothes the cynic's soul.

Here are five defining Hillary Clinton gestures that will fill your heart with joy.

1. The Triple Threat (Nod / Sip / Eye Contact)

2. The Pantsuit/Dancesuit

3. The Double Threat Death Stare

4. The Server Shrug

5. The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Revolution