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State Beacon Uncle Strickland

Strickland "Shiv" Crawford is a security consultant based in Waxhaw, NC


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How To Discuss Osama Bin Laden, Decolonization, and Other 'Controversial' Topics With Your Family at Thanksgiving

A real American's expert advice on dealing with obnoxious liberal relatives

Uncle Strickland
November 23, 2023
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GUEST COLUMN: I Survived the 4th of July With My Freedom-Hating Liberal Nephews

How to shut them up and put them in their place

Uncle Strickland
July 5, 2023
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The Official Guide To Surviving Thanksgiving With Your Insufferably Woke Relatives

Uncle Strickland
November 24, 2021
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GUEST COLUMN: How to Own Your Obnoxious Fauci-Loving Nephew (and Other Libs) This Memorial Day Weekend

Uncle Strickland
May 29, 2021
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