State Beacon Biff Diddle
Biff Diddle is the State Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.
Hey State Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!
Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)
OPINION: Sleepy Joe Can't Stop Me From Buying F-15s for Protection Against Doddering Tyrants Like Him
It's my God-given right as an American citizen
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An Apology to Our Readers
State Beacon ombudsman addresses concerns over 'Biden Senior Moments' video series
The Liberal Media Owe the State Beacon an Apology
Give us the credit we deserve for our early reporting on AOC-Elon Musk saga
Tits and Class: A Message to Our Readers
The State Beacon will NEVER apologize for loving Kate Upton
